Grumpy B******’s; Would You Like A Smile With Your Fries?
This week’s *rant of the week* comes courtesy of everyone affected by those ‘upside down smile’ wearers, or in other words, those suffering from a bad case of Grumpy Bastard Syndrome. You know the...
View ArticleDear Neighbours From Hell
Dear Neighbours from Hell, What is this place I stand in? Music blasting, people screaming and glass shattering upon the ground. Am I in some seedy downtown nightclub? What is this place I stand in?...
View ArticleThe Joys Of Being A 90’s Kid
Grab those boom-boxes and neon leg warmers. Dig out that MC hammer tape (yeah, I said…tape!) We’re going back to a time when it was acceptable to wear Lycra so TIGHT it left nothing to the imagination....
View ArticleThe Perks Of Being In A Long Distance Relationship
Last week I said an emotional farewell to my husband as he set off on his travels. Where to now? *Said in Somerset accent*. Well, he is currently residing in Geneva, Switzerland – land of skiing slopes...
View ArticleBad Hair Days: When Bad Hair Happens To Good People
Bad Hair Days Whether you’re a braid of the chop, have had a close shave with a wacky hair dye, or are splitting hairs over a wonky fringe. We have all, at some point in our lives, experienced a bad...
View Article10 More Things I Hate About Facebook
How many times have we said “That’s it, I’ve had enough of you, Facebook. I can’t tolerate you anymore. You’ve got to go!” Only, as we hover over the deactivate button, we can’t quite bring ourselves...
View ArticleIs It Me, Or Am I Getting Old?
A few days ago, yet another year escaped my kung-fu grip. I had been clutching onto twenty-seven with all my might, but no matter how hard I grasped it tight, it wriggled its way out of my relentless...
View Article10 Things I Hate About Christmas.
Christmas, a time for giving, sharing and togetherness. A magical time filled with joyful carols, children’s laughter and jiggling sleigh bells. But Christmas isn’t all carol singing and shiny red...
View Article10 Reasons Why Alcohol is NOT My Friend!
Throbbing headache… nausea…dehydration…a state of delirium. A life-threatening illness? No! It’s our old friend, Hangover. He’s perched upon our shoulder, whispering in an I-told-you-so, smug sort of...
View ArticleMy Lucky Escape from the Dating Pool!
“Dating is like pushing a tray along a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.” – Caprice Crane. With Valentine’s Day creeping towards...
View ArticleThe Joys of being an ALMOST Thirty Year Old
Coral skies wrapped around my shivering body, blanketing me on the cold summer’s evening. A warm, fuzzy feeling fluttered inside. I felt excited. “Tonight is going to be a good night!” I smiled to...
View ArticleOh. Not Valentine’s Day Again!
Valentine’s Day; I can’t say it’s my favourite occasion of the year. But somewhere deep inside, beyond layer upon layer of past disappointments and calamities, my ‘Inner Romantic’ was quietly...
View ArticleThe Art of Procrastination
Hello April, where did you come from? Don’t tell me March has been and gone already? Oh, crap! So it has. Ah yes, amongst a blur of insignificant events I vaguely recall consuming my...
View ArticleHoly Crap! I’m Thirty
My shopping basket rattled along the aisles of Tesco’s Express. Three bottles of cheap Prosecco and one for luck. And just so I didn’t look like the local alky; a loaf of bread and a pint of...
View ArticleHelp! My Kids are Driving Me Bat Sh*t Crazy!
Can you hear that? Nope, I didn’t think so. That, my friends, is the sweet sound of silence. Bliss, just bliss! In a house, so quiet I could hear a flea sneeze, I holla over to my only...
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